Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Mr. Dude...

I have hesitated doing this for a while, seeing as my blog is public and all. But, the time has come. I always share my worst, most horrible dates with coworkers, friends and family. Some are just too good not to share. See, I have this really great talent. If you want to find a secret psycho/narcissist/master manipulator/overall creep here are the steps you should follow.

1. Bring me with you into a room
2. Wait
3. The boy/man that is attracted to me is your guy.
4. Wait.
5. After our first, second or third date, it will come out. 
(They may be sneaky about hiding it, but it is there)

Well, my mom has always told me that if you think something is everyone else, it is probably you. Does that make sense? So, maybe I’m psycho/narcissistic/a master manipulator/a creep but these stories are just too awesomely painful not to share. I mean, if anything you can look at your significant other and just be so grateful they would never be attracted to me.

I also wish that I could show you pictures of these guys, like really. But, at risk of being sued for defamation of character or something ridiculous I will not. Maybe I could draw them? Oh wait, I can’t draw. So, for now they will be called my nicknames.

If you happen to be one of the guys that I discuss, please take this as some constructive criticism or just find a girl that likes your kind of crazy. We are all crazy in our own way, but unfortunately your crazy did not meet up with my crazy. Such is life. You tell your friends how ridiculous I am, really. I encourage it.

Finally, there are many great dates that I have been on. I have sincerely loved so many of the guys that have taken me out. I am so grateful for the good and the bad. Really, I am. The bad dates make the good ones so much better.

Anyways, on to the good stuff.

So, let us discuss Mr. Dude. A good friend invited me on a double date. I had met the guy that she was going on a date with, nice enough guy. Cute, fun and seemed like he had his life together. She told me that a friend of his thought that I was cute (not quite sure where he saw me, considering my FB page was on security lockdown…) but, I thought, “hey, why not!” Attempting to be open and willing to meet new people, I decided to go.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012